The Dragon of the Night roared
Louder than all of the other times it roared
Because this time is was extra angry.
“Extra” probably wasn’t a strong enough word for how angry it was.
It was more like “super crazy angry.”
And the roar was so loud that The Night Dragon, The Night Dragon, The Night Dragon, The Night Dragon–basically all of The Night Dragons–were temporarily deafened.
The Night Dragon wasn’t, though, because it was a car.
Nor was The Night Dragon, because it was a river.
It was boiling, but it could never hear anything to begin with
So I wouldn’t say it was deaf.
The Night Dragon wasn’t either, because he had stolen earplugs earlier
Because he was a vampire
And vampires steal.
The Dragon of the Night started stomping around and junk
Because The Night Dragons were too small and insignificant for it to even find
Now that it was crying a little because it was so mad.
The stomping was so violent that it cracked open the earth
And the river, which was boiling anyways, fell into the giant chasm, onto an underground river of molten lava, and boiled way worse than before.
That poor, poor river.
The Dragon of the Night was being so mean to it.
The Night Dragon,
Who was still trying to stab The Dragon of the Night with a broken bottle like an idiot,
Couldn’t hold on while The Dragon of the Night was stomping around so violently
And so he fell into the molten lava river
Which was molten lava on account of all the ground above it had been smashed away
By The Dragon of the Night
So didn’t give me any of that magma crap.
Meanwhile, The Night Dragon and The Night Dragon were trying to save The Night Dragon from falling into the molten lava river,
By grabbing her arms and holding onto a tree and stuff
But it was hard to work together when you couldn’t communicate
Because you were temporarily deafened by the ridiculously loud roar from a few seconds earlier.
Also, it didn’t help that a helicopter crashed nearby (they totally didn’t hear it coming).
The explosion knocked the tree they were holding onto loose from its roots, and The Night Dragon, The Night Dragon, and The Night Dragon tumbled over the side, down into the river of lava.
The previously mentioned explosion also launched The Night Dragon and The Night Dragon, who had been in the helicopter, down into the river of lava.
There were a lot of The Night Dragons in the river of lava just then.
But The Dragon of the Night wasn’t satisfied
Because, even after it threw The Night Dragon and The Night Dragon (the car) into the river,
It knew that there was still at least one more The Night Dragon
That hadn’t been destroyed.
And one was too many.