The Night Dragons have line breaks wherever they damn well please!
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Lots of time passed
Enough that you probably forgot what was happening in the story.
Still, The Night
Dragons, in their molten lava form
Remained locked in mortal combat
Against The Dragon of the Night. Any hope of a swift victory was
G-
One
Now that The Night Dragons
Saw that The
Dragon of the Night was
Essentially impervious to harm. As such, they were
Looking
Around for something they could use as a weapon–it was clear by the-
N that they knew they couldn’t just lava the thing to death–but
Unfortunately, just about everything
In
The area had been smashed into
Extremely small and useless fragments.
Clearly The Night Dragons were going to need to
Rethink their strategy. Deep
Inside The Lava The Night Dragon’s
Viscera, our heroes argu-
Ed about the
Next strategy
To try. Mostly they argue that there were no good strategies to try.
Undaunted, the last The
Night Dragon to be absorbed by The Lava The Night Dragon offered a
Plan, and she was willing to shout this plan
Over and over until
Everyone stopped trying to shout over her and actually listened to the stupid thing.
Mainly, she just wanted to stall until another Deus
Ex Machina showed up
And saved the day.
Clearly this plan wasn’t actually wo-
Rth shouting
Over and over over everyone else, as it was actually a pretty
S-
Tupid plan, but she felt like
It was the best option they had.
Quantitatively speaking, I’d say banking on something
Un-
Expected to deal with the single largest
Evil in the k-
Nown universe had approximately no chance of working.
Far-fetched is what I’m saying.
Really, though, their giant Lava The Night Dragon body had just had its
Arms ripped off.
Now The Dragon of the Night had their right arm
Clamped in its jaws
And was using
It to
Slap them across th-
E face repeatedly
They
Couldn’t actually fe-
El the
Slaps on account of how
TThe Lava The Night Dragon didn’t have a central nervous system,
And even if it had, I mean, how would they all have been hooked u-
P into it at the same time? That doesn’t
Even make sense. B-
Ut still, it was jarring being sla-
Pped a-
Round with your own hand like that. So th-
Ey started running away. But they hand to run away kind of
Slowly because they were this big, huge, super destructive thing and they didn’t want to destroy stuff bigly, huge-
Ly or superly. The Dragon of the Night was thus able to chase after them and continue hitting them without much trouble.
At least it was able to until it started laughing super hard because of the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. Then the lava arm fell out of its
Mouth and the game was over. It was time for it to start
Eviscerating the crap out of them. To that end, The Dragon of The Night lept up into the air so high that
It went past where the air ends, sunk a c-
Law into the moon, and came p-
Lummeting down moon-first on The Lava The Night Dragon. Th-
E moon smashed their collective face into the gro-
Und. Lava splatte-
Red
Everywhere. The Night Dragons still didn’t a-
Ctually feel any pain, because t-
Hhey still didn’t share in the nerv-
Ous
System that didn’t
Exist. But what they
Did feel was terror. Because, even though they were probably
All already dead, or at least somethi-
Ng like it, they
Stil-
L
Had just had their collective heads smashed
In by the moon. And that’s
Scary. Plus
There was a giant The Dragon
Of the Night on top of them, holding a recently-smashed-
In-half moon and t-
Rying to decide how b-
Est to move forward with its brutal mur-
Dering of them,
Even though they probab-
Ly weren’t actually alive anyways. The
Horrible monster just kind of posed there menacingly for a long time. Way longer that it needed to, since it made its m-
Urder-
Method-decision after like two seconds. It was
Almost like it was tryi-
Ng to stall to he-
Ighten the
Tension. Or like it was waiting for a Deus
Ex Machina of its own. Or something.
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