The thing that was there
Behind The Night Dragon
Was made of molten lava.
It was about five hundred feet tall,
And it was vaguely anthropomorphic.
The Night Dragon.
Like, a bunch of them.
All melted together
In magical lava form
And stomping towards them like a creature
It was also destroying everything in its path,
Like even worse than The Dragon of the Night had destroyed it,
Because in addition to being this gigantic,
It was also about a billion degrees hot
And most things can’t handled being walked on
By a gigantic,
That happens to also be a billion degrees hot.
The Dragon of the Night,
Being in the middle of a huge temper tantrum,
Didn’t notice The Lava The Night Dragon approaching
Until The Lava The Night Dragon punched it
Right in its stupid,
Then it started crying a whole bunch more because,
In addition to being super sad about missing out on whatever that Pokemon was,
It was also super in pain for being punch
By a super-big fist that was a million degrees hot.
While it was crying,
The Lava The Night Dragon was pressing its advantage
By punching The Dragon of the Night a whole bunch more times
In all its various dragon parts.
The Night Dragon hopped on her motorcycle,
Which she was already on,
And drove up onto a big platform thing that was conveniently placed next to
The Lava The Night Dragon
So that she could converse with the giant creature,
Which she had somehow figured out was composed of her former allies
Despite the fact that it just looked like a giant sentient lava blob person.
Unfortunately for her,
The Lava The Night Dragon wasn’t used to being super huge,
Nor used to being made of lava,
So it didn’t notice her approach,
And furthermore it didn’t notice just how close it was
To the big platform that was conveniently placed near it.
It took a step backwards,
Preparing a punch like you wouldn’t believe,
And stepped right onto said conveniently placed big platform,
Melting the crap out of it,
Including The Night Dragon and her motorcycle.
A little good news,
A little bad news.
Luckily for everyone!
The Dragon of the Night had stopped crying.
Unluckily for everyone,
It had decided to redirect the effort
That it had been spending on crying
On killing instead.
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